#kids i coach

[krystal-prisms]

Hate it when my actions (letting the summer camp kids use glitter) have consequences (having to clean up glitter)

[trashmammal-7]

Amsha and Richard Bashir piss me off so bad. "Oh but Jules you were just so small and dumb as a first grader so of course the next logical step was to have you illegally genetically enhanced. You don't have children so you just wouldn't understand Jules. It was truly the only thing we could do." Throw yourselves off a cliff.

[yuwuta]

olympics coming up…… athlete aus on the mind….. satoru as a swimmer….. unreasonably large wingspan…. huge hands..... thinks “official” competitions and tournaments are boring because he can’t use the goofy purple googly eyes goggles he likes to practice in…… practices at ungodly hours solely because he likes when the pool is empty because that means you’ll dip your feet in at the edge and be there to greet him with a kiss when he’s finished his laps….. they bring up the stats board and it’s just his name ten times before the next fastest person and he could still lap them, and even tho he’ll always put so much pressure on himself to be the best, it’s worth it to have you hold his face and tell him you’re proud of him... he’s gotten so much merch from events and sponsorships and he used to think they just created clutter but that all changes when you start to wear his clothes (esp the ones with his name on it… he’s not proud to admit that does Something to him)…. always looks up to the stands when he finishes a race and if he knows you’re not there, he looks right at the camera, draws an infinity sign with his fingers, and blows a kiss (which, some commentators routinely call “unsportsmanlike conduct” but he doesn’t care, and always, publicly says he’ll pay the fees if it means blowing a kiss to his girl at home)

[fairytwles]

[horrorlesbion]

we really don't talk enough about what a wild decision it was for riverdale to hire famous new queer cinema director gregg araki to direct only the wrestling episode specifically to make it as uncomfortably homoerotic as possible and then never hire another outside guest director again.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Ten years on, I have so many questions about one line of dialogue in Teen Wolf 3B...

We see the chess board with all the names on it and the names correlating with the pieces would suggest that Stiles has an understanding of chess at the bare minimum. But was Stiles a chess kid? And if he is/was or does play chess, how did Peter know? Does Stiles play chess with Peter? Is this just Peter's way of saying Stiles knows how to play games? Is he saying Stiles knows how to strategize and think tactically?

[foundfamily-connoisseur]

Punch Out Drawing Collection RAHHHHHHH

Close Ups and Translations in alt!!!

The last thing they see before the lights go out

[tittyinfinity]

I just remembered that up until 5th grade, all of the sports teams I was in weren't separated by gender. I played basketball and baseball with boys. And we did just fine.

It wasn't until 6th grade when they segregated it by gender. It didn't make sense to me. I was now in softball instead of baseball, because "softball is for girls" and "baseball is for boys" (which confused me bc my dad was on an adult softball team).

Now, my brother's all-male team didn't win a single game. My all-girls team won every single one.

They presented the boys' team with this HUGE trophy, and if you wanted replicas of it, they were $30 each.

My team was presented with a very small trophy. Extras were $5.

That's when I decided gender-segregated sports were bullshit.

[browngonzo888]

Whispering Rock Staff Job: Life and Death

[quietfounder]

Can I just talk about Coach Hrbek for a second?

Like this man is not qualified to be teaching science at all. He knows this and would gladly hand it off to someone more suited for that position.

If he isn't using sports analogies to scrape by, then he's depending on Lunella to teach the class if necessary.

And I really like his character!

Because, again, even though he wishes it was someone other than him as the science teacher...

He winds up showing how good of a mentor he is to the kids by being supportive of their accomplishments and picking them up when they're feeling down by their losses.

He may not know much about science, but he is willing to do his best for the students for them to at least have a proper education.

And is immediately protective of them when he sees an adult antagonize his students.

[hisbucky]

Eddie: Morning, sergeant. I'd like to request a few days off. There's a personal conflict I need to resolve. Athena: Does this conflict have to do with you eyeing my eldest son at my barbeque party the whole evening yesterday? Eddie: ...I have the right to remain silent. Athena, eyeroll: Unpaid. Two days. He works at the Children's Hospital, and he doesn't like roses.

[krystal-prisms]

My actions had a consequence and now all the kids in summer camp this week think the gym is haunted because I told them the gym was haunted

[booasaur]

Yellowjackets - 2x06

[httpiastri]

quote of the year

[thetarttfuldickhead]

From “a poop in the punch bowl” to “then it’s working” to “a bit ironic coming from you jamie” to “very talented young player” and “beautiful dum-dum” (affectionate), Coach Beard warming up to Jamie once more is my favourite thing.

[seaquestions]

blake lets him keep it. this is a dire lapse in judgement on his part but they're just gonna have to live with it. (ids in alts)